Kamis, 20 Januari 2011

As Sarah Palin Lays Low, Her Doppleganger Continues to Rile the Masses

The controversy surrounding the shooting of Arizona Congresswoman, Gabrielle Giffords has kept Sarah Palin in the spotlight, causing her to question whether or not public life is the path she wants to continue to pursue.  Just kidding.

However, the real Sarah Palin is showing signs of becoming weary of all the bad press she is getting and has therefore stepped back into the shadows for a bit until all the hubbub dies down.

Unfortunately, she doesn’t have a good hold on her evil twin, the Sarah Palin Doppleganger, who seems not to be affected by all the bad press and, in fact, appears to be going out of her way to create more controversy.

In fact, just a few days ago, Sarah Palin (the evil one) announced how honored she was to be chosen as the keynote speaker at the Safari Club International Gun Convention to be held January 29 in Reno, Nevada. And to show her appreciation, Ms. Palin, through her sponsor, a large guns and ammunition retailer, has promised to hand out replicas of the famous “Crosshairs Map” to the first 100 gun enthusiasts who register for the event.

We asked the Doppleganger what was in store for the future and she just smiled and said, “anything to keep those masses riled up, I’m game, but not in a safari sense.”

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