Palin’s Facebook page took over 2000 angry hits after a post she wrote stated that she strongly endorsed Carly Fiorina to challenge Barbara Boxer for her Senate seat in November in California.
The Facebook entry started out “Carly, Carly, she’s our (Wo)man, if she can’t do it, no one can,” and then went on to describe how Fiorina is uncannily almost exactly like Palin, except for the fact that she has an MBA from the Robert H. Smith School of Business, as well as a Master of Science degree from MIT. Palin, however, was quick to point out that just like herself, Fiorina did drop out of one university, the UCLA School of Law.
In a follow-up phone conversation with Palin regarding the post and wishing to find out just what it is about Fiorina that puts Palin squarely in her corner, Palin answered, “She loves guns, so do I. She loves life, so do I. She loves the military, so do I.” Asked if guns and the military are kinda anti-life in some respects, Palin answered, “spare the blood, spoil the patriot,” and smiled. “She loves money, and so do I.”
“Ya know, now that I think about it,” claims Palin, “if Carly Fiorina were Charles Fiorina, I’d probably have a hard time explaining my love for her to Todd. In fact, I’m starting to wonder, God forbid, I might have some lesbian blood in me, cause to me, everything that woman stands for makes her so hot. I could see the two of us out there in the wilderness together sharing a tent, hunting bear and just talking all conservative and all. I better stop, I’m getting goosebumps.”