Tareq Salahi Arrested for Attempting to Fence Stolen Items

Scene of missing bathrobe

Tareq Salahi must not have been thinking when, in order to get back at his wife Michaele, who left him for Journey member, Neal Schon, announced to the world that he was selling about 50 bathrobes his wife had stolen over the years from various luxury hotels.

After admitting to the folks over at TMZ that he was divorcing Michaele and selling off various items from their marriage, including the stolen bathrobe collection, police quickly arrested Tareq Salahi on a federal warrant. “Since the stolen bathrobes were taken across state lines, the charges were filed by federal prosecutors,” said a spokesperson close to the Tareq family.

Meanwhile, word from Michaele’s close friends is that she is having the time of her life, and when she heard that Tareq was offering the bathrobes for sale, she answered “That’s fine with me. I’m with a real hottie now. Who needs a stinkin’ bathrobe anyway?”